As if debuting a $100 stylus wasn't enough, today's Apple Keynote moved onto the iPhone 6S, where new camera capabilities (and a new camera altogether) were the main attraction. Most notably, the 6S will have the option to take Live Photos or, as the kids have been calling them for years prior until today, GIFs.
Apple used a cute picture of a toddler girl waving to demonstrate this but, of course, the savages who populate the most entertaining corners of Twitter dot com were quick to point out what the most practical, exciting use of Live Photos will be: nudes. Sexting just took a giant, technological step forward, y'all. Maybe this keynote wasn't that worthless after all.