To anyone who ever told someone else they couldn't contribute to society by just watching porn all day, your day of reckoning has finally come. Pornhub has announced the launch of its new altruistic enterprise and scholarship program called Pornhub Cares, providing students everywhere the opportunity to finally be able to say "I'm here on scholarship, a Pornhub scholarship actually." From now until October 31st, students from all over the word can submit their applications for the $25,000 scholarship via the website

“Pornhub takes immense satisfaction in providing happiness for millions of people around the world each and every day," says Pornhub Vice President (tremendous title) Corey Price. "Consequently, we want to support the recipient of our ‘Pornhub Cares Scholarship’ to realize their goal of doing the same. Our scholarship will provide a worthy applicant the opportunity to pursue their educational passions and relieve some of the financial burden of paying for college. This year’s recipient will possess leadership, ingenuity and creativity; all qualities we especially value here at Pornhub and ones that have allowed us continued success with our global audience."

To qualify for this uniquely heartwarming generosity, students must be enrolled full-time with a firm 3.2 GPA. Eligible applicants are asked to submit an essay between 1,000 and 1,500 words in length that answers the question "How do you strive to make others happy?" All submissions must be accompanied by a video clip (but not that kind of video clip) between two and five minutes in length.

Porn enthusiasts all across the globe can now be known by their true distinction: fucking heroes of post-secondary education.