When you go up against mother nature, you can't win. Homeowner Vance Hopkins learned this after he ousted an enormous brown bear from under his porch. His video, which is making its rounds in the internet, shows him crouching down to get a good look at the bear, who looks cool and comfortable in his nest of pinecones and dirt. 

Hopkins and the bear face off for a few seconds, and then the bear growls and lunges at him. At that point he figures it's time to get out of the way. He climbs on top of the porch and stomps around to scare the bear away. The bear gets the message, but he's not happy at being disturbed. On his way out of Hopkins' backyard he turns saucily over his left shoulder and lets out a spiteful yellow shit stream. 

Man: 0
Bear: 1