When tasked with finding someone qualified enough to inherit the Celebrity Apprentice throne from Donald Trump, who was clearly just too busy being a serious presidential candidate, NBC apparently just had a big sleepover party where all the execs marathoned every Terminator movie before someone said, perhaps jokingly at first, "Hey, we should get this guy." Fast forward a few days, and that is exactly what NBC did:
After everyone recovered from the powerful logic associated with the decision of hiring Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger to replace Donald Trump, Arnold released a powerfully succinct statement confirming the news:
Unsurprisingly, Trump was quick to comment on Twitter. But surprisingly, his statement is devoid of any shade.
Congrats to my friend @Schwarzenegger who is doing next season’s Celebrity Apprentice. He'll be great & will raise lots of $ for charity.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 14, 2015