In addition to being almost as evil as babies, kids are all apparently tiny food critics just waiting around on someone with a YouTube channel to ask for their deft criticism on food from all around the world. Thankfully, the lunch room enthusiasts over at Cut Video did exactly that, asking various American kids (generally regarded as far more evil than others) to try school lunches from other countries while providing soul-rattling commentary.
"This looks like a piece of poop surrounded by corn," says one tiny critic with an evil grin. One particularly camera-ready kid keeps it scathingly 100, often rejecting plates outright with nary a sense of guilt. However, the star of the show is this young performance artist:
When prompted with the question "Who is Japanese?" while pondering whether or not to try Japan's general school lunch offering, the slightly-less-evil-than-most kid offers the following theory:
"TOM CRUISE!"
