If you've ever suffered from crippling boredom and extreme loneliness while going number two, you're not alone. Thankfully, the creators of Poopductive, a social messaging app for poopers everywhere, have identified this global problem and are offering a solution.
Simply download Poopductive to your smartphone for the chance to chat instantly with local and global users. The app, which began as a failed Kickstarter, identifies your location and either connects you to a group chat or facilitates one-on-one messaging with a fellow pooper. For even more number two-related fun, the app's "songs that describe it" feature lets users choose from tunes such as The Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane" or "The Imperial March" from The Empire Strikes Back.
According to the app's website, Poopductive's is, "a place of magic and wonder where people from all seven kingdoms can meet to seek refuge and enjoy their time of zen, peace and quite together...whilst sitting on their iron thrones."
Poopductive sounds like (and possibly is) the work of a bored 13-year-old boy, but the app's developers want to use it for good. They hope to connect Poopductive to charities that focus on water sanitation in developing countries. Clearly, Poopductive goes beyond shits and giggles.