Though it's unlikely we'll ever see the result of Bret Easton Ellis and Kanye West's long overdue cinematic collaboration that was originally meant to gift us with genius during the Yeezus era, the American Psycho writer might be close to unveiling a very different and ultimately far more exciting collaboration with Mr. West. The Kardashian-Wests have reportedly chosen a name for their second child, a boy due sooner than you think, and it's quite possibly a nod to Kanye's contemporary Bret.
"Easton is the chosen name," a predictably unnamed source tells esteemed literary journal the Daily Mail. "It's confirmed that the baby boy will be called Easton." The baby is due in roughly five months, with the initial pregnancy announcement practically shutting down the attention span distribution process (i.e. nothing else on TV mattered that night) of Keeping Up With the Kardashians viewers during the most recent mid-season finale.
The hypothetically named Easton West will join Kanye and Kim's first child, daughter North, effectively completing the trifecta superfecta of awesomeness known only as America's Favorite Family.
