If your momma always said that life was like a swipe on Tinder, you never know who you're gonna get, you might enjoy the tale of a guy who stole the life story of Forrest Gump for his profile and got at least one match. 

According to the screen grabs posted to BGR, it sounds like she may have been drunk, but still, that's pretty good for a guy who lists his interests as "long distance running, football, ping pong and shrimp fishing."