If you thought Donald Trump was making headlines daily imagine how many more he’d be making were he to take up walking quote machine Charlie Sheen as his vice president. Though not as terrifying as a Donald Trump/Sarah Palin presidential ticket—the woman said the confederate flag wasn’t as offensive to black people as the Planned Parenthood logo was—Trump/Sheen is the stuff of nightmares. Last month Sheen called Trump a “shame pile of idiocy” whose words illicit as much poignancy as a “sack of cat of cat farts.”
But Sheen's changed his tune following an Owen Wilson interview with The Daily Beast in which Wilson compared Trump’s ongoing shitshow to Charlie Sheen’s tigerblood fueled meltdown that got him fired from Two and a Half Men saying,
Sheen took it as a compliment and said he’d love to be Trump’s vice president.
Ah yes, how the Shrump team would bond over its shared misogny, against Megyn Kelly and ex-wife Denise Richards, respectively;Sheen actually called Richards a “heretic washed up piglet shame pile,” a name better suited for his running mate. They’d bond over racism. It'd be a match made in hell for the rest of us.