The room is spinning. It appears to be just as disoriented as your thoughts. You pan your surroundings and it seems as though you managed to fall asleep in your clothes from the night before. Your body aches and there is an unexplainable gash on your knee. What exactly happened last night? Before heading to the bathroom, you proceed with caution, praying that there won’t be any endangered species watching you take a leak.  

A night out for drinks always sounds like the obvious choice for fun until it’s time to figure out how you’re going to get home. But even then, we’ll take getting home in one piece for “500, Alex.” Turning up responsibly doesn’t necessarily mean it has to be a drag. So here’s to a night out that will leave you saying you never want to drink again—until next weekend, of course.