True Detective’s long awaited Eyes Wide Shut-like “colossal orgy”—with real life porn stars!—came (pun intended) and went and all we could say was:

There was no Wolf of Wall Street airplane orgy absurdity, nor something insanely huge like Perfume’s orgy. Best summed up by our very own Ross Scarano: it was a “BOREgy.” In fact, it was so underwhelming that these behind-the-scenes celebrity encounter stories from the porn actresses who participated in the scene are far more entertaining than the orgy itself. 

One of the actresses, Alix Lynx, told The Daily Beast what it was like to be on Nicky P’s set. Lynx told The Daily Beast she and co-star Peta Jensen shot for hours in a little room over three days. “We were naked and the dude was going at it from behind both of us and all we had separating us were these little strips we put over our lady bits. We had to do it hundreds of times, so we all got pretty close.” 

Here’s Lynx and Jensen in their (NSFW) scene together and then Jensen solo:

Lynx even came face to face with Ray Velcoro himself. 

Hustler cover girl Charlotte Stokely also got up close and personal with a TD star, Rachel McAdams. She told The Daily Beast, 

[via The Daily Beast]