Amy Schumer is Glamour's new cover star, and as expected, the interview showcases the candidness and unfiltered humor of the comedian that made us fall in love with her in the first place. Schumer—who's been killing it on Inside Amy Schumer three seasons running and is now star of the upcoming movie Trainwreck (out July 17)—opens up about her body image, trash men, and catching dicks.

There's so much girl power in this issue, as Amy talks about calling out sexists while giving some serious inspiration about finding success all on her own. "I've never slept with anyone who could help me at all," she even jokes. "I wish I had. If anything, everyone I’ve had sex with has been a real step in the wrong direction." 

She also talks about her innate feminism, her body, and how it's never gotten in the way of getting, uh, D. "I have a belly. And I have cellulite. And I still deserve love. And to catch the old D. And to not apologize." (Previously at the Glamour U.K. Women of the Year Awards, she said, "I'm probably like 160 pounds right now, and I can catch a dick whenever I want.") Yeah, girl. 

The issue hits newsstands on July 14. 'Til then, read an excerpt here