If your first thought upon seeing Magic Mike for the first time was "Stripping is cool and all, but a f:)cking kid could write a better script than that" — then, as you surely know, you're not alone. In fact, Jimmy Fallon enlisted Magic Mike alum and professional email slayer Channing Tatum for a rousing rendition of "Kid Theater" on Tuesday's The Tonight Show.

The premise of "Kid Theater" is simple — ask children to write scenes for a chosen movie, giving them only the title and nothing more. Of course, the cynical mind posits "Well, wouldn't they just google it?" Well played, though the results (see above) beautifully prove otherwise.

Magic Mike XXL, written by actual adults, opens on July 1.