4. The Happy Ending
Address: 7038 Sunset Blvd.
If you come to this bar looking for a happy ending, you're better off rubbing one out at home. The only fist pumping that goes on here is that which accompanies the blaring, overdone '80s music this bar loves so much. Expect to stand shoulder to shoulder with hormone-raging drunks all night. A trip to the bathroom can take 30 minutes due to the churning sea of douchebaggery. If the beer pong table, bad karaoke, and flip cup tournaments weren't enough to draw the college crowd, the Wheel of Shots certainly is. And what self-respecting bar actually names a section of their menu “Da Bomb”? Douchebag bars, that's what.