If you've watched enough Jackass you should be able to rattle off the pre-show warning like the Miranda warning. It's there for good reason, but this dude in Thailand decided to ignore sound advice and make his own attempt at jackassery. Predictably, he regrets the decision immediately. 

Video uploaded to YouTube last week shows a chubby Thai dude inviting a pack of red ants to hang out with his package. It doesn't take long after the visitors enter his fun region for it to become a territory of pain and remorse. He shrieks as his friends try to help him by hosing down his junk, and he eventually has to shed his underwear entirely in an attempt to erase his mistake. 

Watch the video above to get in some schadenfreude to start off the weekend.