Keeping Up with the Kardashians recently wrapped on the first half of season 10, and if you’re anything like me, you know the best part about this show. Let’s say it together on 3—
1…2...3... GIANT SALADS.
On KUWTK everyone asks where our salads & yellow drinks are from- it's a place in Calabasas called Health Nut. Chef salad w mango iced tea— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 13, 2015
Ahh yes, welcome to my passion project. This took me way more time than I care to admit. Let’s begin.
Salads are the low-key star of this show, and dammit, they need a raise. Yes, women may make 75 cents for every dollar a man makes, but salads on KUWTK make nothing and that’s a crime, too. They are the crux of this whole show, nay, empire. Without the salads, there would be no storylines. How else would they construct a setting for these people to discuss things that don’t matter? What are they going to do, just sit there? Please.
Once you notice that the Kardashians eat giant salads in each others’ Calabasas mansion kitchens, you reach the highest level in Scientology. As someone that’s reached that level, let me walk you through every moment I could find.