As you likely know, the thirst is real in California. The drought the state is currently facing is so bad Governor Jerry Brown declared a state of emergency in January. But what you may not have known is that the shortage of water is all because of the gays. That's according to Rick Wiles, a Christian radio host who previously revealed a secret plot of "super gay male soldiers" to take over the country. Wiles also blames the Bird Flu and other viruses on America's failure to ban gay marriage and abortion. 

Take it away, Rick:

Add it up: Bird flu is killing tens of millions of chickens and turkeys, a mysterious virus is killing millions of piglets, a mysterious colony-collapse disorder is killing billions of honeybees, California is in the throes of a mega-drought unlike anything seen in over 1,200 years. Why? The answer is very simple: America is in a state of rebellion against almighty God. 

We're obsessed with sexual perversion. This country murder millions of babies. ...and we wonder why the food supply is diminishing? God is cutting off America’s food supply. It will get worse in the days ahead if the nation does not repent. Repentance means shutting down the abortion clinics, all of them. Repentance means abolishing same sex marriage. Repentance means closing down the pornography industry. 

Well then, we know exactly what we need to do to stop the drought now. Here we were thinking we were powerless to the forces of nature depriving us from water, but really we just need to get rid of all the gay stuff and abortions happening in the country. It's unclear why California is facing the wrath for the entire nation's offenses, but then again thinking too hard makes it hard to grasp Wiles' insane ideas. 

So don't do that. Don't think too hard. Listen to the radio clips below and refrain from all rational thinking. 

[via The Gaily Grind]