We recently dropped a list called 10 Times Grandpa Lou Pickles Just Didn't Care, and more than one of you suggested we pit the Rugrats grandpa's hilarity against Nickelodeon's other most iconic grandfather, Philip “Phil” Shortman from Hey Arnold!, in the comments. Well, your prayers have been answered. We look at which of these elderly gentleman is the realest, and who has really reached that age where you give zero fucks no matter what happens. From who had the baddest chick to who was better at spitting game, are you #TeamLou or #TeamPhil?