Prolific Instagram poster of women and guns Dan Bilzerian is apparently using his particular set of skills to run for President of the United States. The social media personality is pre-launching his campaign in the most Dan Bilzerian way possible: by announcing a party at an elite New York City night club. His presidential campaign kickoff, words used in a frighteningly real press release, will take place June 24 at Marquee New York with "models on deck" and a "celebration of his wild lifestyle." 

Presumably, 2nd Amendment rights will be at the forefront of his campaign, which, in actuality, will likely be a string of similar parties. And if you think the age requirement will prevent 34-year-old Bilzerian from "running," don't get your hopes up. He'll be 35 this December, nearly a full year before the 2016 election. 

Dude is already selling campaign t shirts on his website, and you can buy a ticket or table for his announcement party if you must here at 12 p.m. today.