Woman Stabs Husband Because His Poop Doesn't Smell Like Roses

One offensive turd changed their lives.

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A particularly bad smelling dump can invoke a variety of feelings: remorse, sadness, confusion, etc. But never have we heard of a turd so bad it induced knife-wielding rage. The fax this Japanese husband sent to Cleveland must have been worse than the Shitdemon from Dogma

Emi Mamia was arrested for slashing her husband's face as punishment for the smell he left behind in the bathroom. Even worse, the man helped their 3-year-old son use the bathroom without washing his hands first—not a violation of restaurant rules, but certainly a violation of common decency. 

Of course, stabbing your husband is also a violation of common decency. One smelly turd and one unwarranted stabbing don't make a right. They do make a great headline, though. 

[via Uproxx]

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