The MTV Movie Awards are coming.

The beauty of this show is that the awards are arbitrary. Producers make up new categories every year just so a specific person can win and make an appearance (I’m looking at you, Zac Efron​ for Best Shirtless Performance). Jim Carrey said it best when he joked in his acceptance speech in 1998 for Best Comedic Performance for Liar Liar: “I’d like to thank the producer of this show that sat and thought, ‘Wow, I can get a lot of commercial coverage and sell a lot of time if I could get a bunch of celebrities together in a room!”

Well thankfully that producer decided to get these celebrities together in a room because sometimes they smooch and it’s awesome. Let’s get weird together and analyze the best kisses in MTV Movie Award history.

EXCEPT YOU, TWILIGHT. WE WILL NOT BE DISCUSSING TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart​ won the award for Best Kiss from 2009 to 2012, which I regard as the blackest hole in the history of American culture. We live in a post-Twilight society and I’d like to keep it that way.

Watch the 2015 MTV Movie awards hosted by Amy Schumer tonight at 8 p.m.