Last night The Daily Show honored this country's propensity for absurdly stupid news stories with the 2015 'Mercun Awards. Jessica Williams and Samantha Bee judged as Jon Stewart rattled off examples of America's poorest decision makers. We're talking burn-your-face-on-a-fajita-skillet-because-you're-praying dumb. We're talking discharging-your-gun-at-Easter-Service dumb. We're talking shooting-an-armadillo​-but-hitting-your-mother-in-law dumb. 

Yet, somehow, this entire segment is devoid of the great state of Florida. It's time to step your game up, Florida Man. 

Watch some of America's worst and dullest above.