Lesser writers have spent the past day or so trying to figure out less obvious ways to say that this gorilla enjoys being trapped in a zoo about as much as you enjoyed sleeping off your drunken stupor in a county jail that one time, but I'm going to keep it just as 100 as this gorilla and not waste your time with anything less than the truth. Besides, you probably have some drinking* to do.
For all you fact buffs, the video below was taken during a surely enlightening family outing at Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo & Aquarium.
*New Drinking Game — scroll the YouTube comments of this video and take a shot of your chosen vice whenever you come across a comment as beautiful as the one screencapped for your pleasure below.
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