Nobody moves on from Leonardo DiCaprio. He's the one who moves on, bouncing from model to model like he has dating ADD. Somewhere a retirement home for those who have dated Leo exists, where there's finger painting, snack time, and group therapy to try and reconcile with life post-Dicaprio. True reconciliation, of course, is not possible. Because you just can't get over someone who can do this with their face:
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Somehow Erin Heatherton, who dated Leo for ten months from 2011 to 2012, has escaped from the retirement community with a fantastical, Shutter Island-esque tale of her dating life since her relationship with the actor. Her improbable story includes finding "true love" with Australian musician Felix Bloxsom. She's even gone as far as posting photos on Instagram to illustrate (false) happiness.
Whether they're a product of Photoshop or great acting is unclear, but one thing is certain. No one says this and means it: "Leo was wonderful, but I've got a boyfriend I'm more at one with now."
Maybe Rihanna, but no one else.
[via Daily Mail]
