Inside Amy Schumer opened up the season with a simple message conveyed through a Friday Night Lights spoof. Coach Taylor Thompson takes over the Bronconeers and shakes things up by instituting a strict "no raping" policy. The rule stands at away games, on Halloween, and even when the player's mom is the DA and won't prosecute. 

"How do I get through to you boys that football isn't about rape?" Thompson says. "It's about violently dominating anyone that stand between you and what you want. You gotta get yourself into the mindset that you are gods and you are entitled to this." 

Watch the poignant sketch above.