Creator: Azel Still Ball Jr.
Funding goal: $300
Current status: $360
Project: GoFundMe

I would like to point out that this dude surpassed his goal. SURPASSED HIS GOAL. He needed money for a flight to Miami, because his girlfriend is going, and he needed to follow her around to make sure she doesn’t, idk, go clubbing. “If you know anything about Miami, you know that she shouldn't go without a chaperone,” he writes. 

On his page, the dude tried to incentivize people to donate the deal by saying he really only needed money for the flight. “I will be staying wherever she lays her head, eating whatever she eats, and overseeing all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip.” Maybe he just wanted a free trip to Miami. Or he's a stalker.