If you don't speak Spanish you could be convinced this is a real video of an Apple employee explaining the decision to make the new Macbook without USB ports. We're not going to do that to you, though. It's not necessary. Even though it's clearly fake, this fictional tale of the new Macbook's creation has us dying.
As the story goes, Apple's lead designer Jony Ive straight up forgot to put in USB ports. He decided to roll with the mistake and convince CEO Tim Cook it was good idea. "Steve Jobs would have fired us all the minute he would have picked up the laptop!" the storyteller shrieks between fits of laughter.
Watch the entire parody above. It may change your mind about the Macbook if you weren't already opposed. And here's the original video below.