"Google me." 

We actually had to do just that in order to know who Kyra Kennedy was. Results: She's the 19-year-old daughter of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Google reports that she went to a debutante ball in Paris in 2013, her stepmom is Cheryl Hines (formerly Cheryl David on Curb Your Enthusiasm), and—most prominently—that she was denied entry to a club last weekend and incredulously told the bouncer "I am a Kennedy, Google me. If you don't let me in, the governor will be calling."

A Kennedy, you say? That's, like, one of the rarest birds to spot in the wild. Luckily, Page Six was on the scene:

Kyra appeared inebriated when she arrived at the club and was trying to enter an over-21 area using a passport belonging to her 26-year-old half-sister Kick Kennedy.

One witness said, "A security guard took (her half-sister) Kick's passport from Kyra and asked her to recite her birth date, and she didn't know it. He then caught her trying to look up Kick's birthday on Wikipedia on her phone. The security guard then refused to return the passport, and Kyra started shouting all this stuff, including, 'I am a Kennedy, Google me. If you don't let me in, the governor will be calling.'"

Don't worry, the governor didn't have to intervene or fire anyone working security at the club. Kyra was able to find a party that welcomed her and her friends in Syracuse—all on her own.


Time for School 👓👯👊 @gmatisse #viv&koala #syracuse

A photo posted by Kyra Kennedy (@kyralemokennedy) on Mar 1, 2015 at 11:45am PST