A couple was arrested in Florida last week after they were seen having sex in front of an audience: a group of kids, innocently playing near a playground.
The Smoking Gun reports that a group of children, 10 years of age and below, told police in Greenacres, Fla. that they saw 26-year-old Danielle Stager and 38-year-old Shane Johnson doing something inappropriate near a playground on Friday. Responding police officers arrived, discovering that Stager and Johnson had moved, resuming their escapade inside of a truck.
Both Stager and Johnson were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, and, according to the Smoking Gun, Stager delivered a hilarious one-liner upon spotting their arresting officers: "Shane, we are going to jail."
Accurate and priceless.
[via The Smoking Gun]