A Florida teen had to undergo surgery for his literal chode. His penis was seven inches in length with a 10-inch circumference. Flaccid. The monster in his pants was so large it prevented him from having a normal erection, necessitating the world's first penis reduction surgery.
Surgeons described the penis as being shaped like a football. Its victim said he couldn't play sports, have sex, or wear regular clothes without prominent male camel toe.
After the successful surgery homeboy is still rocking with a dick that's "slightly longer" and "slightly thicker" than the average male, with the added bonus of being able to use it. If dude doesn't become a legend at his high school this proves teenagers really are idiots.