Here's Strange Shia LaBeouf Moment #469182. Whether or not you missed his poem to introduce Sia at The Grammy's Sunday night, you probably want to jot this down. Shia asks (twice!) to be punched in the face, and admits that he is constantly winked at by buildings, but we do like the sentiment in being squeezed "back to zero." Everyone deserves to be squeezed back to zero. To new beginnings!