London Fire Brigade Is Gearing up for Fifty Shades of Grey Call-Outs

"If the ring doesn't fit, don't force it on."

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According to the London Fire Brigade, call-outs involving "the 'removal of objects from people' or 'people from objects'" has steadily increased year on year since the book series Fifty Shades of Grey was released. 

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And now they're getting prepared for the movie, released around the UK tomorrow.

The fire brigade's call-outs tend to involve people getting stuck in handcuffs and needing help getting out, though they also released a few of their more interesting call-outs from the last year including: a woman who called for help getting her husband out of a titanium chastity belt, a man who had his penis stuck in a toaster, and another with his penis stuck in a plastic bottle.

Their advice to people putting their bits in things:  "If the ring doesn't fit, don't force it on."

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