As Taylor Swift, Toni Garrn, Bar Rafaeli, Gisele Bundchen, and probably a thousand other unknown women have learned in the past, Leonardo DiCaprio will always need more drinks and less lights, and that American Apparel girl in just tights. And now, Rihanna knows too.

After maybe (but also, maybe not) hooking up with Rihanna for a couple weeks, a new report says that he has retreated to his former lifestyle and was seen making out with a random model on Saturday at 1Oak in Los Angeles (of course it was at 1Oak):

“They were making out,” an insider tells Radar, and they didn’t care who saw — even though Rihanna was only feet away!

Maybe Leo heard all this criticism about his chubbiness and was like, "Nah, RiRi." Either way, it feels really good to have the universe restored to its normal order.

[via Radar Online]