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Hitting another car sucks, hitting nine other cars majorly sucks. Parking is hard.
In the car park of a 'Piggly Wiggly' (which is the actual name of a shop in America that isn't made up) 92 year old Russell Kerr got his foot caught on the accelerator and lost control of his van, hitting 9 cars in the process.
Luckily, none of the other drivers are pressing charges and no-one was hurt. Kerr is having his license reviewed by the DMV.
Don't laugh, don't laugh...
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