George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are renovating their 17th-century mansion in the English countryside to include a panic room, according to Us Weekly. The newly married couple's fortified room will reportedly be "fireproof, bombproof, and attack-resistant."
Surprisingly, the panic room isn't to protect Clooney and Alamuddin from the actor's rabid fanbase. Us Weekly's source says it's being installed to protect Alamuddin, a human rights lawyer with high profile clients. This explanation sounds like a movie plot that would be better than Jodie Foster's 2002 thriller.
Clooney would obviously be cast as himself, but who would play his wife? A quick trip to a celebrity Doppelganger generator tells us Maria Menounos is the actress for the job. See, Hollywood, coming up with original ideas isn't that hard.
[via Us Weekly]