If you’re still reeling from the K-hole you think you fell in via Katy Perry’s Super Bowl half time performance then this story won’t be much help. You’ve heard plenty of horror stories about humans engaging in sex with animals. Clerks’ interspecies erotica, anyone? Then there’s the story of a man who had sex with a dolphin. But wait, there’s more! This tail of romance now has a documentary—Dolphin Lover—which premiered at the Slamdance Film Festival last week.
The lover in question is Malcolm Brenner, a 63-year-old who worked as a photographer at a theme park called Floridaland (of course) in 1971, where he met Dolly, the female dolphin temptress.
Brenner reportedly didn’t reciprocate Dolly’s first advances until he snapped out of it and thought,
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In the movie he goes on to detail how the couple started moving to second base fin and so on. There's no information about the film's release date. Consider it a gift.
[via NY Post]
