Life is already rough enough for Brian Williams after his faulty memory earned him a six-month suspension without pay. He could use as many people on his side as he can get if he's ever going to take back his chair. There's an exception, though, and that exception is Charlie Sheen

The actor known for his cocaine use, history of violence, and porn star belt notches has come to the defense of the once-lauded news anchor. His strange Twitter rant comes in the form of what appears to be a poem and features the kind of delusional hot takes only a man who described his public meltdown as "winning" could make.

Here's Sheen's prose in full: 

Dear Mr. Williams,
Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust
and mercurial moment in
your awesome life.

First off,
THANK YOU,
for 24 years of inimitable 
professionalism and top
shelf brilliance,
as a stone cold 
passion driven and 
(PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.

Secondly,
Thank you "squared"
for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis,
(PERFECTLY)
to myself and my family.
But for every other person alive,
(with a TV)
who relied 
and still do,
on your poetic, insightful 
and NOBLE sacrifices,
that made our longest nights
shorter,
and our shortest nights
safer.
You good sir, 
are a hero in my
"Entire Library"

Lastly;
you are clearly the victim of 
a transparent and vile
witch hunt!
Erroneously
"staged" by hooligans,
non coms, cowards and
oligarchs,
who's only 
desperate and
hideous goal is to discredit
the genius that they relied 
on for almost 3 decades!

Now and forever you
are a true Patriot and a Hero
of mine 
until the day i leave this 
star crossed imperfect
Rock we call Earth...

Mr W:
respect
love
hi 5's
and refuge!
(if you need it!)
I remain humbly
and on 
dangerous standby
at your service....

I am;
the MaSheen....

Somewhere Williams is saying, "Thanks, but no thanks, MaSheen."