If you've been paying attention to the news, or living anywhere East of Las Vegas, you're already acutely aware of how the country is getting choke--slammed by a seemingly endless series of snowstorms.

These storms have paralyzed cities up and down the Eastern U.S., but especially in New England. Boston in particular has been hit especially hard with over nine feet of standing snow snow in some parts of the city and residents have been facing some of the most brutal weather conditions in the city's history. Boston, most famous for being the birthplace of American Democracy, its stranglers, and an accent that makes you sound like an inbred chimney sweep regardless of how smart you actually are, is now a city besieged. The citizens of the now frozen metropolis have already have begun showing signs of snow fatigue. Stay warm, stay woke.