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Be careful next time you try to come at the president. Barack Obama seemingly gave Republicans a layup during his State of the Union address when he said, "I have no more campaigns to run."
Republicans began cheering, and that's when Barry O dealt the fatal blow, a line that essentially said, "Get at me, dog."
"I know because I won both of them."
Drop the mic, turn off the lights, saunter out the building. You won, Barack.