Here's the thing about tabloids: They're ridiculous and almost always fake. For real, ask Jennifer Aniston how many times she's been "pregnant" in the last decade. But in their over-the-top declarations, tabloids are flat-out hilarious and some of the best entertainment we have in pop culture today. For any self-righteous doubters out there, let me remind you of Drake-Salad-Toss-Gate. Only in the tabloids, man.

The other remarkable thing about the gossip pages is that despite their blatant disregard for the truth, they somehow maintain a shred of believability, just enough to make you think twice. Hmm, maybe Kanye West and Kim Kardashian did get into a blowout fight about her wedding dress

From that Kimye wedding and beyond, 2014 was a phenomenal year for tabloids—Ariana Grande's diva reports, Bruce Jenner's "sex change," anything relating to Leonardo DiCaprio—but we think this coming year could go even bigger. So before the gossip blogs start to really pop off, here are 14 tabloid headlines we're already prepared to see in 2015.