Perhaps the magic of The Boston Teens doesn’t stem from their eccentric Boston accents, or that they let their friend film every aspect of their lives (which is wicked awesome, so why nawt). It’s that everyone can relate to the gross public displays of affection of young love. A Denise “Zazu” McDonough (Dratch) and Pat “Sully” Sullivan (Fallon) movie would be a new classic. Their torrid love affair and ability to pound beers, mixed with a possible plot of the teens encouraging the Boston Red Sox to the World Series would be a hit for key demographics—teens and sports fans.