"The DPRK has already launched the toughest counteraction. Nothing is more serious miscalculation than guessing that just a single movie production company is the target of this counteraction. Our target is all the citadels of the U.S. imperialists who earned the bitterest grudge of all Koreans," the regime said through the government-controlled Korean Central News Agency.
"Our toughest counteraction will be boldly taken against the White House, the Pentagon and the whole U.S. mainland, the cesspool of terrorism" and that groups like Guardians of Peace "are sharpening bayonets not only in the U.S. mainland but in all other parts of the world."
The North Korean report also accused the U.S. government of being behind the production of The Interview.
The FBI said this week that North Korea is behind the cyber attack and threats that led to the studio shelving The Interview, but hey, even Dr. Evil thinks that killing a movie is pretty lame for such an "eeevil" dictator.
In Seth Rogen's native Canada, a "Suck It, Kim Jong-un" Facebook campaign has started for planned protest screenings of the movie to raise money for charity.