ISIS Recruits Are Sad ‘Cause Their iPods No Longer Work

New ISIS recruits are writing home expressing regret for their decision, but not for the reasons you'd think.

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Apparently, joining ISIS isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

A report from France says that some of ISIS’ jihadist volunteers in Iraq and Syria are regretting their decision to join up after realizing that the adage “[ISIS] needs ditch diggers, too” actually applies to them. “I’m sick of it. They make me do the washing-up,” one complains. “I’m fed up to the back teeth. My iPod no longer works out here. I have got to come home,” says another.

The horror!

And to think, ISIS seemed like such a great place to work before. Maybe they’re not as nice as we thought?

[via Newsweek]

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