Michael Bloomberg may no longer be mayor of the Big Apple, but he’s still a public figure, and he’s got a reputation to uphold.

That’s why reports surfaced today from Domain Name Wire that Bloomberg had purchased a lofty list of domain names, 400 to be exact, that pertain to his persona.

There’s BloombergBlows.nyc (which sounds NSFW), MikeIsTooShort.nyc (A Google search reveals he’s 5’8”) and BloombergistooRich.nyc (We didn’t need Google for that one.)

Why no one made a domain name for the hilarious Miguel Bloombito parody Twitter account just baffles us. 


[via DNW]