A man who according to his own account had already been delivered went back for seconds at a religious convocation over the weekend, as he reveled in being cured of homosexuality. The rapturous response he got from the audience was way better than similarly anti-gay sermons on the subway and in an airport have recently received.
“I’m not gay no more, I’m delivered!” he breathlessly told the audience. “I don’t like mens no more. I said I like women! Women, women, women, [unitelligble].”
He went on to add “I would not date a man. I would not carry a purse. I would not put on makeup. I will love a women.” Grammatical issues aside, you’ve got to love his conviction.
And what better a way to celebrate one’s raging heterosexuality than be huddling up and dancing with a group of sweaty men? Delivered indeed.
[via YouTube]