Everyone's favorite family returned to television last night as Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian—with a surprisingly huge assist from French Montana—"took" the Hamptons. For anyone who's seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians or one of its gazillion offshoots, the premiere episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons was pretty much par for the course: Scott Disick's alcoholism and deceased parents were turned into a plot point and the girls talked about their vaginas a lot.
But a lot of important things were spoken during the hour of "entertainment"—a lot of knowledge darts, if you will—so here's a little breakdown. (Note: Most of these things were said by the breakout reality star of 2014, French Montana, because that guy is a gawd.)
"Pregnant pussy is good pussy."
"She got the hands of god."
"French!"
"I have an itchy vagine."
"Guys, two-minute warning."
"Ah ah ah!"
“I’m looking to see if a monkey run across this fucking road.”
"Hey butterfly."
“That ass from the back? I ain’t gonna lie—amazing.”
