Sleazy Pick Up Artists Ejected From Australia After Critical Fedora Shortage Shakes Local Economy

Are you familiar with the pick up artist industry? If you're unfamiliar with the business model, you essentially pay a guy who usually looks something like this,

to teach you how to pick up women. It usually involves magic tricks, elaborate attire, and just generally being the human embodiment of douche chills. There are no shortage of pick up artist seminars being taught by 'experts' but, one entrepreneur in particular, Julien Blanc, is most famous for having dudes pay him to learn how to choke women as a legitimate means of flirting. Blanc was recently in Australia hosting a pick up seminar for those seeking an insider's knowledge in the ways of women. Turns out that some Australians weren't too keen on giving Blanc a platform for his brand of social engagement.