Celebrity yearbook photos are always a big hit, from Paul Rudd to Adam Driver to Chris Pratt. But thanks to Adam Sandler, we now know that you don’t just have to take ridiculous photos; you can also make a well-timed dick joke.

If you’re having a hard time reading the pretty poor handwriting, Sandler inscribed his dear friend Liz Reynolds’ yearbook thusly:

My dear dear Renly,

In a couch you lay

In a chair I sat

With your my permission

You can feel my bat

I love you,

Adeem Saandlaar

Somebody get that man a Pulitzer.

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[via Vulture]