Celebrity yearbook photos are always a big hit, from Paul Rudd to Adam Driver to Chris Pratt. But thanks to Adam Sandler, we now know that you don’t just have to take ridiculous photos; you can also make a well-timed dick joke.
If you’re having a hard time reading the pretty poor handwriting, Sandler inscribed his dear friend Liz Reynolds’ yearbook thusly:
My dear dear Renly,
In a couch you lay
In a chair I sat
You can feel my bat
I love you,
Somebody get that man a Pulitzer.