Shia LaBeouf is one of the more astonishing pop culture figures going right now. Not only does he have the rare gift of being an ex-child star who can actually act as an adult, but he does things like get thrown out of a performance of Cabaret for being drunk and groping actor Alan Cumming.

Say what you will about him, but there’s no doubt that Shia is never boring.

He sat down for an interview and kind of absurd photo shoot with Interview Magazine, and had some truly astonishing things to say that did at least help shed some light on his crazy, crazy life. Here are the six craziest quotes from his conversation: