There are some things you just don't do in a Walmart (or anywhere), like fuck a stuffed animal. This gross act got a Florida man with wanton disregard for his freedom and decency arrested yesterday afternoon.
The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson was seen taking the stuffed animal from the shelf at the Brooksville, Fla. location, then sauntering over to the housewares section where he had sex with it—to completion. Afterwards, he placed the ejaculate-coated stuffed animal on top of a bed and exited the store.
Although Walmart security couldn't corral him, he was caught on camera and eventually apprehended by members of the Brooksville Police Department. Finally feeling remorse, Johnson told police he "[needs] to think before what [he does]," adding that he is "extremely sorry."
He was charged with criminal mischief and indecent exposure.
[via The Smoking Gun]
